www.omegle.com trolling.

So, I met this guy named wolfie(tm) on a server. Not the kason juryduty wolfie, no thars a second one. So he told me to go to www.omegle.com and Have fun. Im like....wut...So I go there, and Unleashed my inner troll. Theese, are the results.

You and the stranger both like horses.


Stranger: hey


You: anus hair.


Stranger: ?


You: hair


You: in


You: the anus.


You: therfore anus hair.


Stranger: why?


You: Because if you tried to shave it you would cut your shit pipe


You: and bleed bloody shit.


You: so it's permanent.


Stranger: m or f?


You: q.


Stranger: wht?


You: HEALLLPP! IM TALKING TO A RETARD ON OMEGLE! HE DOSN'T UNDERSTAND POLITICS!


You: HELLLLLLP


Stranger: im a chick


You: So you lay eggs?


You: Wait


You: chickens lay eggs


You: not chicks


You: well


You: Im a duck


You: So


You: fu and your pointed beaks.


You: nigger.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey


You: hi


Stranger: dom or sub? male or female? age?


You: F


Stranger: and the rest?


You: Oh


You: yeah


You: F


You: a


You: g


You: g


You: o


You: t


You: .


Stranger: ah a troll who think he is funny


You: ah a horny 16 year old too young to get on to porntube


Stranger: you are the only faggot here sorry to let you know that


You: It looks like we've got a...*Puts on sunglasses* Faggot in denial...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Stranger: you are 14 with a small dick, your fathers fucks you every night in your ass and you cry


You: Oh no


You: u hurt my feelings


You: wahhhh


You: im gunn die


You: *Dies*


Stranger: i hope you die at ballscancer


You: Want to crossbreed pubes?


You: We can make a hyrbrid pube


You: and solve pelvic cancer


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello


Stranger: hi


You: Asl?


Stranger: 42m aus


Stranger: you ?


You: 42m aus...uhh...sorry I don't know that one


You: Asl. American sign language.


You: Can you do it?


You: Or can you do it.


Stranger: what are you on


You: vitamin gummy bears.


You: Thereeeee GREAT! We are flinstones!


You: Mighty flin stones!


Stranger: idiot


You: Id


You: idi


You: ot


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi


You: hallo


Stranger: asl?


You: Anal Sauce Licker?


You: Whats that.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You and the stranger both like BDSM.


You: Big Dick Size Matters. We support the size of animalz penis's. Were friends with PEDA


You: wanna join?


Stranger: What?


You: Its quite simple really


You: The larger animals penis's are


You: the more they impregnate other animals


You: and the more animals the world as


You: Which we can then enslave in large hamster balls


You: and create energy


You: for the world.


You: u in?


Stranger: Sure


You: Ok


You: Ill need your social securty number, the amount of pubic hairs on your body, what kind of shampoo you use, and the name of your second to the farthest left toenail on your right foot.


You: Then we can sign you up.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello


You: hi


Stranger: i am male 28


You: Your the 28th male on the planet? Damn, your old


You: You must be very crusty.


Stranger: crusty?


You: Crusty indeed.


You: Wrinkly


You: Your probably like


You: a walking albino raisin


You: Unless your black.


You: Then your a chocolate dipped raisin.


Stranger: well


Stranger: your a male?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello, m dom here looking for a f sub for long term realtionship


You: If your looking for a female submarine, go back in time, fuck the beatles in the ass, and impregnate their yellow submarine.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Stranger: im 112 m


You: I shet!


Stranger: and I live in burger king


You: I lunch missre at ur country!


You: Oh wait


You: it fall down


You: I cant get missle up


You: just rike


You: penis.


You: ser...


You: u south korea?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi


Stranger: Hello.


You: asl?


Stranger: Male, 19


You: Nonono I mean, Asl, like, Anal Shit Lolipop.


You: You want one?


You: Is good 4 u.


Stranger: No~


You: Lick anal shit.


You: Yum yum.


You: Can you get to the center?


You: Inside the center is the fetus


Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Hi


You: hi


Stranger: 20 submale, looking for femdom roleplay


You: submale


You: lolwat


You: so your a nigger?


Stranger: Yes


Stranger: I am nigerian


You: Im a 97 year old north korean lady


You: can u handle that?


Stranger: Nice


Stranger: Totally


You: *Stands on the bed* OHHHH MYYY SO NAUGTYYYY


Stranger: Lay it on me


You: *Runs you over with a truck*


You: Like that?


You: Knew u couldnt handle it


You: hit disconnect


You: PUZZEH!


You: DO IT


You: UR SCARED OF OLD LADY


You: RUN


You: RUUUUN


You: MY ARTHRITUS FINGERS TYPE LIKE THE WIND


You: FUCKING RUNNNNN
Your Conversational Partner has disconnected.

+50 Points to griffendoor, Student Diablo used a fairly oddparents reference.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey wanna hear something sexy
Stranger: Yeah
You: So you see your crush coming to you butt naked right
Stranger: u have facebook
You: So he/she comes next to you butt naked,and yeah
Stranger: Hot shit
You: k
You: She sits on you where you cant move rubbing against you
Stranger: Fucking nice
You: Her butt is on you and its rubbing against you
You: You realize!
You: You're a toilet
Stranger has left the chat.

Stranger: Hi


You: SHUT THE FUCK UP


Stranger: Lmao


Stranger: Cool story bro


You: Anus hair


Stranger: Wow you can spell want a cookie


You: If your looking for a female submarine, go back in time, fuck the beatles in the ass, and impregnate their yellow submarine.


Stranger: You think your funny but you're making yourself look like an immature child


You: Cool story bro


Stranger: Cush


You: LMAO This is going on the forums


Stranger: Nice to know, at leas every one will see how stupid you are


You: Hurray,you cannot spell,that means you are a plague to the world and must be killed via fire


You: Problem?


Stranger: Nope just my keyboard is stiff so some buttons don't work and nope I do not have a problem so you fail


You: Ok,so i take a huge ass wrench,light it on fire and shove it up your ass

Stranger: And your point is, if you are trying to get an reaction out of me you fail again


You: F


You: A


You: G


You: G


You: O


You: T


You: .

You: Sandwich


Stranger: No sausage


You: D:<


Stranger: Asl


You: Anal sauce licking?


Stranger: Good 1


You: >_>


Your conversational partner has disconnected

Why you steal my trolling techniques magnum ;.;

Oh well. Heres more :3


You: hi


Stranger: 18 m sub


Stranger: Hey


You: Your an 18 meter long submarine?


You: holy shit


You: thats like


You: 19 feet!


Stranger: .....


You: No it's longer than 5 dots.


You: Silly goose.


Stranger: Aiyaa


You: So


You: I walk into kfc


You: and Im like


You: HEY WHITE BITCH


You: GIMMIE A CHICKEN


You: and shes like


You: HOW MANY PEECUS SIR!?


You: and Im like


You: ONCE PEICE YOU DUMB SHIT


You: ITS A FUCKING CHICKEN


You: THERES ONLY ONE PEICE


You: TO THE CHICKEN


You: and shes like


You: OK SUR, THAT'LL BE 15.55


You: and Im like


You: MAN, THATS ENUF MONEY TO BUY ME A FUCKING CAR!


You: FUCK DIS SHIT!


You: so I left.


You: and went to popeyes


You: so


You: understand?


Stranger: Wow


You: go to popeyes


Stranger: That intense


You: Yeah


You: Then the police were at the kfc later


You: One started beating up this other black nigg


You: I lauged


You: whatta fagg


You: thats whut you get for stealin mah style


You: now


You: go find


You: some man in his 60's


You: pretending to me


You: be


You: a 16 year old female


You: and masturbate


You: to omegle roleplay


You: GO


You: GO


You: GO


You: !


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi


Stranger: 22, m, uk


Stranger: you?


You: Hey look, a life! Better go catch it!


You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hello. 21/Male here. Yourself?


You: Hey


You: Is your refridgeorator running?


You: Then you better go...


You: heee...heee...


Stranger: Really?


You: hee.


You: hehehhe


You: better go catch it!


You: AHAHAHAHAHA!


Stranger: I'll do that at some point.


You: but what if it gets lost


You: or hit by a car


You: then we'll see whos laughing


You: Im with PAAFO


You: Protection Against Abusive Fridge Owners


You: Were going to find you


You: And charge you.


You: With a million dollar fine


Stranger: All right, enjoy your day.


You: if that fridge isnt caught by tonight


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: m


You: a


You: s


You: t


You: u


You: r


You: b


You: a


You: t


You: e


Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You and the stranger both like Horses.


Stranger: Hi there


You: Big, sweaty, hairy, hairy, penis. In your mouth.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: 19 F Sub looking for F dom to be my mistress


You: Wait. Your a 19 foot long submarine, looking for a female domasican to be your maid to sell you cheap cookies?


Stranger: Yes


Stranger: You're the first person who gets me


You: *Sells you a cheap cookie for 5 cents*


You: But how do submarines eat?


Stranger: OH THANK YOU MISTRESS


Stranger: THey don't


You: Then why did you buy a cookie


Stranger: I just like buying cheep cookies


You: mabye your a cookie powered submarine?


Stranger: *cheap


Stranger:


You: instead of


Stranger: OMG YES


You: gasoline


You: UR ECHO FRIENDLY


Stranger: That is so it


You:


Stranger: I was wondering where all the cookies go


Stranger: Straight to my behind :/


Stranger:


You: And back out


You: :L


Stranger: LOOL


You: Mabye thats why like


You: 90000 fish


You: are following you


You: thar like


You: GIMMIE A COOKIE ><> (-----0)


Stranger: Lool. Never in my life did I imagine myself having this conversation


You: why is that.


You: Its a totally logical scientifical conversation.


Stranger: BECAUSE WERE TALKING ABOUT COOKIE POWERED SUBS


You: Is there something weerd about that? o.?


Stranger: No :p


Stranger: Well bye awesome stranger


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi, asl?


You: 23 f michigan


You: u?


Stranger: 25/m/chicago


Stranger: what's up?


You: Your cock.


You have disconnected.

Stranger: do you have pics you can show your master?


You: hang on


You: lemme find my site.


Stranger: are they nudes?


You: www.mylazysundays.com


You: thar :3
*Extreamly long pause and silence*

Stranger: you're an asshole


You: AHAHAHAHAHA


You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: Nothin much u?
You: Bored, So I came on here.
Stranger: same reason im on here
You: Sooo....
You: What now?
Stranger: idk how old r u
You: 27
Stranger: wow im only 15
You: Ha... Young ones. Tell me, How is it there?
Stranger: well the economy sucks and everyones broke. Lol Broke Americans
You: lol
You: I'm surprised with this conversation so far.
Stranger: i guess i am too
You: Most people on here are horny kids looking to masturbate since they can't go outside and find someone to love, So they come on here and ask a random stranger to cyber with them. I don't understand the new generation on this planet, I got it all the way when I was 15.
Stranger: Yeah i guess there isnt much of my kind. everyone on this are like that. i just got bored and wanted to talk to someone new. no harm no foul
You: I mean, I'm not complaining about it on here. It's the whole fucking internet. It was made to distract the more retarded from the real world so we don't have to deal with their shit. But some of them are smart and stay off the internet and spread their disease of retardation on the smart and better people.
You: But there are some decent people on the internet, For example: You.
Stranger: Thanks , and thats so true. i dont even do anything on the internet really because of sll these retsrded pervish people. If they need sex that badly they can go pay a hooker. But i still manage to find one or two people i can actually hold a conversation with. Like You
You: Yes. I would like to see the internet without: 4chan, Facebook, etc. Then truly there could be more like us. But our kind takes cover in the small and UN-popular edge of cyberspace.
You: I find some of them on Steam.
Stranger: Steam is a social network ?
You: Half gaming platform, Half social
You: Well technically
You: Its ALL social
Stranger: Oh. cool i will look into that
You: Yeah, It's nice.
Stranger: So have you finished college or are you in college ?
You: I haven't really planned it all out yet, It's a very intense choice once you get to it.
Stranger: I bet, i have to start now and i have a couple years left
Stranger: till college
You: Yeah man, High school was the best.
Stranger: My first year was Great, but in so ready for the rest
You: I had trouble with all the classes and getting there in time since they were like so spaced out and I wasn't aloud to run in the halls. lol
You: But other than that It was great.
Stranger: I hope i dont have that problem three weeks from now. Above all its pretty cool
Stranger: For spirit week i am dressing up as the Sundrop Girl from the commercial so thats gonna be hilarious
You: Hahaha
Stranger: I found the sundrop tshirt with i was getting groceries at walmartwith my mother and i just thought that would be so funny
You: lol
Stranger: Well, 27 year old i must leave to go shopping for school so i leave you with this.. God bless and have a wonderful Day/Life... By the way My name is Mallory
Stranger: i enjoyed our chat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


(As you can see, I started out with lying about my age n' shit. Then once I realized he wasn't going to be pervish I was like "Neat." and held conversation/lie.)

ZUE Y U MAKE THIS SERIOUS,Y U RUIN TROLLS RUN >:V

Because some people just want to watch the world burn.

Stranger: Hii
You: Ih
You: iH*
You: .yrroS.
You: ?puS
Stranger: Ginhton
You: eidoog, ho
Stranger: Why do you type backwards?
You: Because
You: Its backwards omegling
You: day
Stranger: Its hard >.<
You: I started to mess up
Stranger: Haha
You:
You: Sooooo
Stranger: Soo
You: dickbutt?
Stranger: Uhm, what ?
You: 4Chan.
Stranger: Ooh
You: u 9gag or 4chan?
Stranger: Neither
You: Can't be neither, Either 4chan like the rest of the internet or 9gag like all the faglets.
Stranger: Bu that's the thing, I don't go on any of those sites.
Stranger: I used to go on reddit though.
You: Eh, We all have our opinionsauce.
Stranger: I guess so
You: Yar.
You: <.>
Stranger: Welp. I must go
You: Goodbye mister freeman.
Stranger: Ms.
You: When did you get a wife?
Stranger: I'm a girl
You: God damn it Gordon, Not again -_-
You: I told you to stop talking to breen. Damn it.
You: He convinced you again didn't he?
You: FML
Stranger: Http://littleface6.tumblr.com
You: derpa
Stranger: Derpy
You: I want to derp your derpy with my derpa using a herpa durp
Stranger: Herp :/
You: Nerp.
You: Ermahgerd!
You: Mershed perterters!
Stranger: I'm gonna leave now
Stranger: Byee!!

Stranger: Hi
You: Q****M*****F****BAGOFC****W***** S*** COC***CK COKOK PISSSSS
You: ANGRY TYPING
Stranger: Oh ok
You: RUN
You: GO
You: GO FAR