D-Lop intro

Herro, I am D-Lop, and to start off my day I fly to Australia and meet up with Noobstrike, we get out or double barrel shotguns and get into a pickup truck and drive around, robbing banks and such, also acting as if we have tourettes, then once we do that, we go to a kangaroo burrito factory. Me and him always argue over how ot make the burritos... I wanna stuff them full of kangaroo meat and rice only, but Noob wants to shove all this wierd ass Australian stuff into it like a 'curly whirly'. Anyway, after that I fly back to amurika and go to Mahunik's house. Every time I beat him with a baseball bat, throw him into a sack, then i fly to Germany and throw him into there, also strapping him to a parachute and beer.

Next, I travel to Diablo's house, we give cats marijuana and heroin, to see what they do, then Gman will sometimes stop by. We tell him to get out and beat him to a bloody pulp, but I swear he does this every single day mang. Sometiems I'lll go to the magicaly land of Jman, and we'll both bitch at eachother, then, mehbe after a while I will go to Plymouth, and sleep.

Then I drive to your place and inject heroin into your blood stream while you sleep to make your dreams haunt you for the rest of your life.

am i the only one who got a hard-on from this intro

Nah I pitched a tent as well..